Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
did shakespeare just make a ”your mom” joke
And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes
i ship the third one
Via dum vivimus, vivamus
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
I still can’t understand how in the Survey Corps uniform isn’t mandatory to use goggles because these guys basically are nyoooooom on thin air and all I can imagine when they do that is